Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Category Archives: Rita Rudner
Quote #596
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
Quote #345
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #70
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.