Quote #2696
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended...
Category Archives: Woody Allen
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #2064
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Quote #1627
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Quote #1323
I am at two with nature.
Quote #802
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral...
Quote #446
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
Quote #124
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course,...
Quote #125
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...