Quote #9573
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and...
Category Archives: Woody Allen
Quote #8120
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
Quote #6759
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things...
Quote #6632
Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #3148
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
Quote #3156
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...
Quote #2753
We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi....
Quote #2679
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...