Quote #13684
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Category Archives: Woody Allen
Quote #13479
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...
Quote #13503
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently...
Quote #13504
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote #13434
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #11171
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #10995
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.