Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Category Archives: Bill Watterson
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #32791
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #12495
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as...
Quote #10968
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what...