Quote #13826
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #12142
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
Quote #3339
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we...
Quote #3133
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in...
Quote #3019
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Quote #2928
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if...
Quote #2690
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #2519
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.