Quote #9891
When there are monsters there are miracles.
Category Archives: Ogden Nash
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #6294
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women,...
Quote #3137
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A...
Quote #3175
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
Quote #2796
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
Quote #1994
Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
Quote #1276
Nietsche is Pietsche.”
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #29
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.