Quote #1910
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Category Archives: Steven Wright
Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #333
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Quote #334
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...