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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
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Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and...