Quote #33207
A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
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Quote #33208
The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’re all here is that it was...
Quote #33209
What’s another word for Thesaurus
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #13543
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
Quote #13450
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
Quote #12631
Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and...