Quote #33203
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
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Quote #33204
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
Quote #33205
I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it.
Quote #33206
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
Quote #33208
The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’re all here is that it was...
Quote #13543
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
Quote #12631
Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and...