Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Category Archives: Will Rogers
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #1742
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a...
Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #984
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing — and that was the closest...
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Quote #987
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are...
Quote #761
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #285
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.