Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Category Archives: Will Rogers
Quote #19318
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #19320
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow,...
Quote #19321
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
Quote #19322
Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.
Quote #19323
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #19324
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
Quote #19325
We have the best Congress money can buy.
Quote #19310
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you...