Quote #19312
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get...
Category Archives: Will Rogers
Quote #19328
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...
Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #19329
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Quote #19314
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #19316
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #19318
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.