Quote #19341
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
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Quote #19342
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Quote #19343
An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
Quote #19344
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
Quote #19345
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Quote #19314
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #19316
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #19318
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.