Quote #13433
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Category Archives: George Carlin
Quote #12574
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
Quote #12103
Keep thy religion to thyself.
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #8582
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
Quote #7915
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #7916
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #5365
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks...
Quote #5366
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?