Quote #5608
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Category Archives: Groucho Marx
Quote #3938
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #3114
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
Quote #2526
My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #2527
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Quote #2347
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #1744
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to...
Quote #1789
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...