Quote #11893
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
Category Archives: Groucho Marx
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #10951
I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
Quote #10415
Politics doesn?t make strange bedfellows–marriage does.
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Quote #9513
You are only as old as the woman you feel.
Quote #8743
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Quote #8744
I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
Quote #6501
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have...
Quote #6255
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.