Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Quote #19167
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Quote #19183
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
Quote #19199
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #19231
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #19152
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #19184
Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.
Quote #19200
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are...