Quote #19186
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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Quote #19202
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
Quote #19218
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
Quote #19234
Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around...
Quote #19155
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out…
Quote #19171
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #19187
The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #19219
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #19235
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.