Quote #1434
Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course...
Category Archives: Mark Twain
Quote #1471
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #1279
“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Quote #1280
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #1281
“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Quote #1282
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #1097
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is...
Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #1095
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...