Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Category Archives: Mark Twain
Quote #17892
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Quote #17829
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
Quote #17845
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is...
Quote #17861
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what...
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #17830
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #17846
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
Quote #17862
Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.