Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Category Archives: Mark Twain
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #17830
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #17846
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
Quote #17862
Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.
Quote #17878
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...
Quote #17894
The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence...
Quote #17831
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to...
Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #17863
Be good and you will be lonesome.