Quote #12509
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never...
Category Archives: Mark Twain
Quote #12531
It is noble to teach oneself, it is still nobler to teach others.
Quote #12535
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other...
Quote #12430
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those...
Quote #12475
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either...
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #12157
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or by others.
Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #12185
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Quote #12116
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...