Quote #14536
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Category Archives: Mark Twain
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #14338
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote #14047
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
Quote #13672
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Quote #13688
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Quote #13627
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she...
Quote #13644
Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you...
Quote #13482
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.