Quote #379
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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Quote #380
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #382
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #383
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Quote #384
Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.
Quote #385
The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.
Quote #386
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Quote #387
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #388
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.