Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
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Quote #370
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Quote #371
A hundred years for now? All new people.
Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #373
If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet,...
Quote #374
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #378
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.