Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...