I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...