Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Category Archives: Mom/Dad Jokes
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...