Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Category Archives: Mom/Dad Jokes
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...