Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Category Archives: Drunks
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...