The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Category Archives: Computing Jokes
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...