When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Category Archives: Sex
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen? 00...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...