New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
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Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
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Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...