The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Category Archives: Festival Jokes
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...