face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled! 00
Category Archives: Funny Jokes
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard! 00
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed! 00...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little. 00
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean. 00
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...