Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...