There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Category Archives: Aviation Jokes
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...