On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Category Archives: Christmas Jokes
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...