Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Category Archives: Christmas Jokes
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...