Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Category Archives: Elderly Jokes
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|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
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|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
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|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
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|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
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|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...