No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Category Archives: Elderly Jokes
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|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
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|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
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|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
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|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
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|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...