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Category Archives: Instrument Jokes

Instrument Jokes

Where are we?

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Instrument Jokes

What’s that sound?

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Instrument Jokes

Arriving in Heaven

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Instrument Jokes

Phone songs

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Instrument Jokes

How to buy a stero

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Instrument Jokes

Musician jokes

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Instrument Jokes

English horn jokes

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Instrument Jokes

Tuba jokes

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Instrument Jokes

George Bernard Shaw

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Instrument Jokes

Flute jokes

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
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