Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...