Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...