Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...