Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...