Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...