Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Category Archives: Stats/Math Jokes
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...