If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Category Archives: Men Jokes
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap! +1-2
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard. +2-2
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...