Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Category Archives: Celebrities
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson +23-25
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH! +1-1
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds. +1-1
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue. 0-3
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible. +1-2...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...