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What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What is a blonde mating call?
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I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
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One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
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THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
Buying a Barbie Doll
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