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Category Archives: Dirty Jokes
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...