Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Category Archives: Comedian Jokes
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...