What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...