Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...