Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...