Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...