Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...