Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...