This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...