Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!Your Momma so fat her belt size says “equator”.
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